The Bon Iver ‘Skinny Love’ Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants
McSweeney’s has a funny post today about a great new producted called The Bon Iver ‘Skinny Love’ Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants:
The Bon Iver “Skinny Love” Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants are the latest in post-college breakup apparel technology. Woven from actual tear-soaked strands of Justin Vernon’s beard, the pants will be on your body the entire time you teeter closer and closer to the edge of hara-kiri and/or a diabetic coma! Yes, with the Bon Iver “Skinny Love” Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants, you can stuff your face with as many cinnamon rolls as it takes to stop feeling emotion (clinical trials indicate this occurs after 12-14 individual rolls) while still having pants that don’t vaporize the minute your bloated, walrus-like body touches them! And the best part? They vibrate along to any Bon Iver song!
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